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ตลกฝรั่ง : คุยโทรศัพท์

posted on 07 Jun 2009 20:36 by nihil in Fun
ON THE TELEPHONE

SPEKE: Are you there? Are you there?
WATT : No. I'm here.
SPEKE: What your name?
WATT : Watt.
SPEKE: What your name?
WATT : Watt.
SPEKE: Can't you hear? What your name?
WATT : Watt's my name.
SPEKE: Yes, What your name?
WATT : My name's Watt.
SPEKE: I'm asking you.
WATT : I'm called Watt.
SPEKE: I don't know.
WATT : I am Mr. Tom Watt.
SPEKE: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't understand.
WATT : Who are you?
SPEKE: Speke.
WATT : I am speaking. What's your name?
SPEKE: No, it isn't My name's Speke. I want to speak to Day.
WATT : You can speak to-day. I can hear you.
SPEKE: I don't want you to hear me. I want to speak to Day.
WATT : At what time?
SPEKE: Now! I want to speak to Day. To Day! To Day!
WATT : It's to-day now, Speke. Speak,Speke.
SPEKE: But I want to speak to Mr.Henry Day now.
WATT : Oh, I'm sorry. You can't speak to Day to-day.
.......He does't want to speak to Speke to-day. He told me so. ...

Amazing Thailand

posted on 28 May 2009 21:10 by nihil in Fun

สนธิ คือ ซ้อเจ็ด

posted on 29 Apr 2009 22:02 by nihil

เพราะตอนพันธมิตรชุมนุม ซ้อเจ็ดก้บอกไปชุมนุมด้วย
พอสนธิเข้าโรงบาล ซ้อเจ็ดก็หายไป
พอสนธิออกมาจากโรงบาลปั๊บ ซ้อเจ็ดก็อัพต่อเลย

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